An Update From the Kingdom

Many years have passed since you have heard from the Queen.
I'm sorry for being MIA but life happened.
The hookers all grew up and married
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Assholes..Or two..Or three
But eventually they settled in to a life of honest work and children.
Me, I got old.  Thank god Dutchess had planned for this and demanded we buy that nursing home years ago.
I'm a full time resident there now.  Thank god it's on our property so I still visit the gators and flying monkeys.
We all know what a cheap bitch Dutchess is, so yes, I have to pay like everyone else.  I did get an employee discount plus I found an old coupon.  I can live here without returning to the street corners to make rent.
She did put me in a private room but I think she's cutting corners.  She keeps telling me I have a full time live-in nurse but,. I know I'm senile but I'm pretty sure that's last year's Christmas tree and she just dressed it in scrubs.

Anywho,. I will try to update you more often.Until I return,Stay safeStay lovedStay funny

Miss me much?

Yes, I have been MIAI took a little tour across the internet highway, just to see what is offered.....and I fucking got hit by a damn truck.  I touredFacebookRedditdiscordand TikTok
oh that fucking TikTok.that is one crazy ass world.I did meet a lot of unusual characters in that world.we will probably discuss a shitload of them here.
I met a pig, a talking French Frya very Groovy person that liked to dox people,a fucking bird ladyand an entire herd of asses.
It was a real old fashion hillbilly farm scene on TikTok
If you have ever farmed you know what it's like trying to herd chickens.  

That is exactly what trying to find your way thru the mighty world of TikTok is like.
It all started when I met the talking pig.  

Oh how I loved the movie Babe when it came out.  So when I stumbled across a talking pig, you know I was all in.
The Pig appeared to be the leader on the farm but also APPEARED to be very kind... so you know me, I was all in..
and that's when the problem happened. The land of Oz and all it stands for was attacked by a talking pig and her herd of talking Asses.  

Sooo I have returned to blogging.  I am not sure at this time if I will blog about it here or if I will move to another platform.  But trust me when I tell you,  you hookers are gonna want to hear about this shit.

Old Age is a Bitch!

Not everything in life is funny, or easy.

I find that blogging is harder these days as life gets harder and things get less funny.  It use to be every day was just another day of life altering humor.  It was easy to blog.  You just woke up, lived, blogged.  Today, it is an effort.  Not to blog, but to get up and live.

It's called old age.  That fucker takes the humor out of everything.  I use to laugh when the King, who was 15 years older than me, got up.. creaked his bones into moving.. farted (I think that was just to get the vacuum out of his brain and get it working each morning) and started his day.  His years of hard work would show up every morning as he fought through the routine of working out the kinks and getting his body ready for another day.

Lady's Turn.

Yesterday I talked about the ads for men's products, that piss me off.   Now.. the ladies have a turn.


first of all..douche bags.  No, I don't mean that co-worker sitting next to you.  Not that kind of douche bag.  I'm talking "summer's eve". 

Listen to Bobo, Bobo knows

There are a couple things in life that just make no sense at all. We are suppose to be at the top of the food chain. We are suppose to be evolved enough to make sane and rational decisions about what we need.. and yet..