Many years have passed since you have heard from the
Queen.
I'm sorry for being MIA but life happened.
The hookers all grew up and married
.
Assholes
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Or two
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.
Or three
But eventually they settled in to a life of honest work and children.
Me, I got old. Thank god Dutchess had planned for this and demanded we buy that nursing home years ago.
I'm a full time resident there now. Thank god it's on our property so I still visit the gators and flying monkeys.
We all know what a cheap bitch Dutchess is, so yes, I have to pay like everyone else. I did get an employee discount plus I found an old coupon. I can live here without returning to the street corners to make rent.
She did put me in a private room but I think she's cutting corners. She keeps telling me I have a full time live-in nurse but,. I know I'm senile but I'm pretty sure that's last year's Christmas tree and she just dressed it in scrubs.
Anywho,. I will try to update you more often.
Until I return,
Stay safe
Stay loved
Stay funny
Dude,SPOUT SOME SHIT!
I have more personalities than you have bras. Deal with it. Do your best to keep up. Feel free to leave a comment, chocolate or gin, your choice! Oh, if you stopped by wearing your asshole pants... I have no problem with nasty bullshit. I'll dish it back to you so fast you'll choke on it.. so go ahead... make my day!
Dude,SPOUT SOME SHIT!
I have more personalities than you have bras. Deal with it. Do your best to keep up. Feel free to leave a comment, chocolate or gin, your choice! Oh, if you stopped by wearing your asshole pants... I have no problem with nasty bullshit. I'll dish it back to you so fast you'll choke on it.. so go ahead... make my day!