We stole Oz!

Well, if you were reading yesterday, you know that Oz was kinda up for grabs.  We Grabbed it.  That's right hookers, we got it for our very own Princess Vet.

It wasn't easy.  First, Dutchess took a pan of magic brownies to the county board meeting.  While she was there talking to them about all that had gone on in Oz the last few years and how it reflected poorly on the community, she had a wardrobe malfunction.  One of her girls popped out.  Damn near took off the Mayor's head.

Didn't take her long to convince them that they should condemn Oz under the eminent domain laws and annex it to the Royal Kingdom.  They know we pay our taxes and take pride in our Kingdom.

Without a second peek at her boobies    thought, they voted and agreed we should have Oz.

The elders first business was to clean up the place.  Between it being abandon for so many years, and the straw man shitting all over the place.. it was a mess..

Soon, we had it up and running.  We called the girls together and made the announcement that an addition had been made to the property and it would be run by PRINCESS VET.



The girls were thrilled since they don't remember much about the whole Wizard of Oz story, they do remember it involves shoes.

We threw a party with cake and everything..  magic cake...

We handed Princess Vet the keys...and we watched as she gleefully dance her way off to her new little patch of kingdom under the rainbow.

The Queen signing off
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