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Here We Go Bitches!

The time has come to make the big announcement.  I know right?  You've waited years to hear this shit..so here we go.  Listen up..

The Queen has joined the adult world.  No, not like I am now a porn star.. not that kind of "adult" world.. I have purchased a castle.  I make mortgage payments, pay home owner's insurance, pay property taxes, and EAT A LOT OF BOLOGNA..  it's kind of scary.

Oh fear not, I found one near Oz.  You know I'm never going to totally give up Oz.  However, I've taken that off the market.  As you can see the stories of Oz are now hidden in the locked vault of archive world.

At a later date, I may add a room where I can visit Oz when needed.  I will however keep the door locked and you will need to contact me for the key or make an appointment to visit.

So, where were we.. oh yea. .bought a castle.  

Anyone that knows me knows I bought this particular kingdom because it had a garage and large yard.  I got lucky and the bitch had a house with it!!!!

All this being said you need to know I've changed where I'm taking this blog.  From this day forward it will be all about my kingdom and how I design, improve, garden, paint, craft,  you know,.. "grown up shit".

Fear not.. there will still be the unique use of the English language and many cuss words that comes with that Sandhills Gypsy Ranchers Daughter background.  I'm just going to tone it down a bit.  Pry won't be many post about "pussy shavers" and such.

I will not post on a regular basis.  I'm not putting this on a time line.  It's, when I do something worth talking about, you bitches get to read it.  Simple enough right??

So, for you really really stupid people that stumble across me and figure it all out and get all pissy.. I'm leaving you a few directions on how not to get offended.

#1  FREAKING LEAVE THIS SITE YOU DUMBASS!!

wait, I guess it's just one direction.. direction of "good bye, get gone, get out, so long, don't let the door hit ya on the way out!"

The rest of ya, hang around.. this could be fun..

The Queen and things like HAMMERS. and POWER TOOLS..

you know this is going to have a few posts about ambulances, flight for life, hospital stays, body parts that are sacrificed in the name of HOME IMPROVEMENT..   and that's always funny.. I don't care who you are.. 



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1 comment:

  1. Congratulations on your new castle! Using tools and ladders and paint and plants; giving it all your personal decorating touches are what makes it your magic kingdom!

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I have more personalities than you have bras. Deal with it. Do your best to keep up. Feel free to leave a comment, chocolate or gin, your choice! Oh, if you stopped by wearing your asshole pants... I have no problem with nasty bullshit. I'll dish it back to you so fast you'll choke on it.. so go ahead... make my day!