For All That is Good and Holy!

As old people we have dedicated our lives to the lives of our children. When they were hurt or sick we did everything that we could to make them feel better. I remember the Princess had a terrible time taking meds, so the Pharmacy would make sure we got bubble gum flavored this and grape flavored that... anything to make my poor baby take her meds and feel better.


Those kids have now grown up and are ruling the world... and WTF?


Where is the great tasting bubble gum flavored meds for the NOW .. older people?


Have you kids forgotten the many hours your parents sat with you when you were sick?



Have you forgot when they stood toe to toe with the Pharmacists and screamed.."NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR EXCUSES... GIVE MY CHILD A MEDICINE THAT TASTES GOOD, SO SHE WILL TAKE IT, SO SHE WILL GET BETTER!"....?

So why the hell when this starts...

FOLLOWED BY THIS

BECAUSE OF THIS

DO I HAVE TO TAKE THISWHICH MAKES ME DO THIS



WHEN IT COULD TASTE LIKE THIS

AND BE BROUGHT TO ME LIKE THIS

AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS!

WHERE IS MY REWARD FOR ALL THAT BUBBLE GUM FLAVORED, MAKE YOUR TUMMY FEEL ALL BETTER, MEDICINE I GOT FOR YOU?

Pussy Shaver story

If you follow my tweets and my facebook, you know that I commented that I hadn't shaved my legs for a while.. being a widow and all.. what the hell is the reason to waste time..

Well, Princess K must have gotten a little grossed out over that concept because she got her old Mom an Electric Razor for Christmas.

The Unsupervised Visitation!

That's right people, I got an unsupervised visitation with O.C.  It seems that PWT and Prince Charming's shifts overlapped yesterday.  I love when that happens.  When they have overlapping shifts, The Queen gets called in.  

Now, the neighbors are never too thrilled when this happens, but OC and I are.  We get a little tired of constantly being told no, or after while, or maybe tomorrow.  We want what we want and we want it now.  So, when it's unsupervised visitations we kind of just get our way!

Charlie the Penis Pig Plant

 Anyone who knows me at all, knows I can not keep a plant alive for more than 4 days in the house. I come from a long line of green thumbs. I am not one.
The fact that PWT survived in the house for as many years as she did just amazes me.  I'm not very domestic.

The Skull Fractures of LIfe!

It's a rant of sorts.  Mostly I'm just bored.  We all know I get sucked in to shit.  If shit is around, I'm drawn to it.  If it's a bad situation, I sure as hell am going to run as hard as I can toward it.  I love a good challenge.  

Take my life for instance.  Marriage.. yeppers before the Great King, I married shit.  Sucked me in faster than a cow in quick sand.  Only thing good about that asswipe fucktard was he had one good swimmer.  Well, the horny ole bastard had a lot more than one, but I only got one.  He believed in spreading the swimmers around.